The Conquerer Series: Box Jumps

Steve Grant
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February 15, 2023
The Conquerer Series: Box Jumps

Box Jumps

Attention, plyo box!Look at you: from up here, you could be a piece of Lego.You've scared my friends, but not me. They hesitate to jump on you – and I have, too – but no more.With one spring, I can bring my full weight down on you. I can stomp you a hundred times in five minutes. Every time I hear that hollow 'thump!' of my heels striking your platform, I laugh.I used to step on you. That's not enough for me anymore. I escalate not just in jump height, but also in the ferocity which I will rain down on you.Your biggest threat to me? Scraped shins. Had those when I was three, thanks. Over it.See you soon. Let me know how my soles taste. Kisses, me.

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